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SHIT Inc. is hiring!

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I have good news for you. There might be a slight chance that you can join the amazing team of SHIT Inc.!

The requirements are quite rough though:

10 years of battleground based experience in at least 5 of these programming languages:

  • Assembly
  • C
  • C++
  • C#
  • CSS
  • Java
  • JavaScript
  • PL/SQL
  • Python
  • PHP
  • Perl
  • Ruby
  • HTML

Well awareness of the following software development methodologies that are heavily used at SHIT Inc.:

  • Asshole Driven Development
  • Chaos (aka. Agile)
  • Blog Driven Development
  • Buzzword Driven Development
  • Cover Your Ass Engineering
  • Not My Problem Approach
  • Client Ass Licking Management
  • Leave This Do That Approach
  • Martin Fowler‘s Fat Ass Driven Development

We offer these great advantages for a full-time employee:

We offer you this position:

  • Junior Web Developer

If you think you can do it, including an interview with Dizzy, apply right here in the comments.

I understand there will be loads of requests, hopefully wordpress.com will manage to handle the pressure. We’ll see.

Take care now, see you at the interview!


Written by Ken Benchmark Jr.

January 31, 2008 at 11:47 am

Posted in Amazing Offers

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