SHIT Inc. is hiring!
I have good news for you. There might be a slight chance that you can join the amazing team of SHIT Inc.!
The requirements are quite rough though:
10 years of battleground based experience in at least 5 of these programming languages:
- Assembly
- C
- C++
- C#
- CSS
- Java
- JavaScript
- PL/SQL
- Python
- PHP
- Perl
- Ruby
- HTML
Well awareness of the following software development methodologies that are heavily used at SHIT Inc.:
- Asshole Driven Development
- Chaos (aka. Agile)
- Blog Driven Development
- Buzzword Driven Development
- Cover Your Ass Engineering
- Not My Problem Approach
- Client Ass Licking Management
- Leave This Do That Approach
- Martin Fowler‘s Fat Ass Driven Development
We offer these great advantages for a full-time employee:
- Great career opportunities
- Great salary ($12/hour)
- Tremendous bonuses
We offer you this position:
- Junior Web Developer
If you think you can do it, including an interview with Dizzy, apply right here in the comments.
I understand there will be loads of requests, hopefully wordpress.com will manage to handle the pressure. We’ll see.
Take care now, see you at the interview!
